Don't let the title fool ya.....It's just a Breast Cancer Benefit!
CONJOB will be in Santa Monica tomorrow night performing for our favorite cause, BOOBS!
Here's what ya need to know:
CONJOB LIVE!
THURSDAY NIGHT, 4/12/07
9PM SHARP!
@ 14 BELOW in Santa Monica
1348 14th Street
Santa Monica, CA 90405
We're excited to be performing tomorrow night, a portion of the proceeds for tomorrow night's show is going back to help benefit breast cancer research & education. So, please come out and support the cause as well as showing CONJOB a bit of love!!!
See y'all tomorrow night!
The Band..
Wednesday, April 11, 2007
Tuesday, April 3, 2007
LIVE SHOTS FROM THE SEAL BEACH GALLERY OPENING!
Ever been to an awesome party with tons of cool rock & roll art, a wacky old dude doing interpretive locking and popping to every song in CONJOB's set and all you can pound energy drinks and vodka served by the lovely Daredevil girls? Oh ... you have? But c'mon, that last one totally sucked!
Well, thankfully for you, this one was way better and we have the pictures (snapped by the lovely Belinda Orozco) to prove it. Enjoy and stop telling everyone we've never done anything nice for you.
So here's Zha straight freaking. This is right before she did a backflip through that stucco wall behind her. Swear.
Sorry, Carp got in the way of this hot and steamy shot. It's like, "damn, fool - you best recognize!" But seriously, that's just a few bucks short of a million dollar smile. If music somehow doesn't work out, he'd have a great career in car sales.
So DJ had to be out of town and we were lucky enough to sucker Mr. Harlis Sweetwater from the one and only Thrill Deluxe into filling in. Unfortunately, he and Carp spent 45 minutes tuning up. Eventually the rest of us just smiled and started playing the bossa nova.
This, of course, is Kevin. Man, he's good. Seriously, look at those eyes. All that muscle under his shirt. Can't even imagine what he benches. Not many bad boys like him still love their mom AND abused puppies. Wow.
Here's lil Vick. She just got a new keyboard and now she never leaves the house. The men of Santa Monica don't know what hit them. They eat and drink but they don't .. LIVE anymore. Buy her an ice cream cone at the next show and she'll tell you all about the death of her car. It'll be the worst 20 minutes of your life.
Bux getting up your face. Dig it, cuz!
And with that, we wave goodbye. But before we go, are you sure you're done looking at the picture of our drummer Kevin? I mean really, can you only gaze upon the Statue of David just once? Didn't think so. 
Well, thankfully for you, this one was way better and we have the pictures (snapped by the lovely Belinda Orozco) to prove it. Enjoy and stop telling everyone we've never done anything nice for you.
So here's Zha straight freaking. This is right before she did a backflip through that stucco wall behind her. Swear.
Sorry, Carp got in the way of this hot and steamy shot. It's like, "damn, fool - you best recognize!" But seriously, that's just a few bucks short of a million dollar smile. If music somehow doesn't work out, he'd have a great career in car sales.
So DJ had to be out of town and we were lucky enough to sucker Mr. Harlis Sweetwater from the one and only Thrill Deluxe into filling in. Unfortunately, he and Carp spent 45 minutes tuning up. Eventually the rest of us just smiled and started playing the bossa nova.
This, of course, is Kevin. Man, he's good. Seriously, look at those eyes. All that muscle under his shirt. Can't even imagine what he benches. Not many bad boys like him still love their mom AND abused puppies. Wow.Here's lil Vick. She just got a new keyboard and now she never leaves the house. The men of Santa Monica don't know what hit them. They eat and drink but they don't .. LIVE anymore. Buy her an ice cream cone at the next show and she'll tell you all about the death of her car. It'll be the worst 20 minutes of your life.
Bux getting up your face. Dig it, cuz!
And with that, we wave goodbye. But before we go, are you sure you're done looking at the picture of our drummer Kevin? I mean really, can you only gaze upon the Statue of David just once? Didn't think so. Tuesday, March 27, 2007
Friday, March 23, 2007
CONJOB to play the Canejo Valley Days Festival!
We can't announce much about this show now, but we will be performing live at the brand new entertainment venue, "The Hang", during the heart of the festival. Many more details to come ...
Wednesday, March 14, 2007
CONJOB now sponsored by Daredevil Energy Drink
We're proud to officially introduce our new sponsor to the world and the dark, thirsty parts of the galaxy - Daredevil. We've tried it, love it, and have stayed up for the last 16 consecutive days since we started drinking it. Our stage show is starting to resemble something out of an old Three Stooges flick.
Seriously we couldn't be happier to be partnering with such a great new company and are looking forward to a bright and happy future together. Keep your eye out for us playing at upcoming Daredevil sponsored events, and be sure to check out their site.
Gotta run. We've got to finish a can and complete a triathalon before pratice.
Seriously we couldn't be happier to be partnering with such a great new company and are looking forward to a bright and happy future together. Keep your eye out for us playing at upcoming Daredevil sponsored events, and be sure to check out their site.
Gotta run. We've got to finish a can and complete a triathalon before pratice.
Saturday, March 10, 2007
Get your discount tickets to the Rock Revolution today!
We know how you've been suffering the past couple of weeks without your CONJOB - sleepless nights, long rambling poems to lost loves and a strong desire to lick firewood. But hope is on the horizon and we couldn't be happier to bring it to your broken heart and splintered tongue.
We'll be rocking the "Road to the Rock Revolution" Festival on Friday night, March 30th and taking very few prisoners. This event is going to be totally tits - a ton of bands, big colorful lights, chicks, booze, menthol cigarettes and vulgar language spoken by wayward adolescents. And that's only in the Jack in the Box drive thru before the show.
Right now we've got a limited number of discount tickets that will get you in for the entire event for only $10. The whole thing will go down at Khoury's in the Long Beach Marina, located at 110 Marina Drive, just over the bridge from Seal Beach. Show starts at 5:30 and we are headlining the event at 9 pm.
So hit up any CJ band member and get your tickets today - or you can call the CJ hotline @ (714) 595-4430 to reserve what you need. Remember to also visit our wonderfully wild website - http://www.conjobmusic.com/ - for all the latest and greatest show, video, music, and blog fun you can wag a Canadian flag at. It's all about those crazy Canucks, eh.
Your pals,
CONJOB
zha, bux, kev, dj, vick, carp
We'll be rocking the "Road to the Rock Revolution" Festival on Friday night, March 30th and taking very few prisoners. This event is going to be totally tits - a ton of bands, big colorful lights, chicks, booze, menthol cigarettes and vulgar language spoken by wayward adolescents. And that's only in the Jack in the Box drive thru before the show.
Right now we've got a limited number of discount tickets that will get you in for the entire event for only $10. The whole thing will go down at Khoury's in the Long Beach Marina, located at 110 Marina Drive, just over the bridge from Seal Beach. Show starts at 5:30 and we are headlining the event at 9 pm.
So hit up any CJ band member and get your tickets today - or you can call the CJ hotline @ (714) 595-4430 to reserve what you need. Remember to also visit our wonderfully wild website - http://www.conjobmusic.com/ - for all the latest and greatest show, video, music, and blog fun you can wag a Canadian flag at. It's all about those crazy Canucks, eh.
Your pals,
CONJOB
zha, bux, kev, dj, vick, carp
3/6/07 - MySpace Technical Difficulties
(From our Myspace Blog on 3/6/07)
IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ!
You may think we're dissing you. Or that we're so broken up over the pending Randy Moss trade we've lost our ability to type and send emails. Contrary to MSNBC reports, neither of these are true.
What has happened is dickhead Tom and his inept team of Myspace assclowns has inexplicably taken away our ability to compose outgoing email. That means we can't respond to any 1) emails 2) friend requests 3) comments. And trust us, there is so much we want to say to everyone who takes the time to write something nice/cruel/indifferent about us.
What's worse is for the past 2 months we've sent maybe 100 angry emails to their tech support who only send us lame stock answers that tell us nothing. Seriously, no one will tell us why, how, or when we'll be allowed to correspond with you again. Did we mention Tom is a miniature rectal snot belch?
Fortunately (we guess) we are still able to post blogs, bulletins and new show info (many new and exciting dates will be posted soon!) so there are minimal ways we can communicate with you. And with the latest stock answers promising us our problems will be cured imminently, our only option is to blindly hope and dream.
So please, don't lose faith in us or question our current one sided friendship. We'll be back with you soon and we promise to be more loveable than ever.
Oh and Tom bites big green antelope dicks.
ooooox
Your pals in CJ
IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ!
You may think we're dissing you. Or that we're so broken up over the pending Randy Moss trade we've lost our ability to type and send emails. Contrary to MSNBC reports, neither of these are true.
What has happened is dickhead Tom and his inept team of Myspace assclowns has inexplicably taken away our ability to compose outgoing email. That means we can't respond to any 1) emails 2) friend requests 3) comments. And trust us, there is so much we want to say to everyone who takes the time to write something nice/cruel/indifferent about us.
What's worse is for the past 2 months we've sent maybe 100 angry emails to their tech support who only send us lame stock answers that tell us nothing. Seriously, no one will tell us why, how, or when we'll be allowed to correspond with you again. Did we mention Tom is a miniature rectal snot belch?
Fortunately (we guess) we are still able to post blogs, bulletins and new show info (many new and exciting dates will be posted soon!) so there are minimal ways we can communicate with you. And with the latest stock answers promising us our problems will be cured imminently, our only option is to blindly hope and dream.
So please, don't lose faith in us or question our current one sided friendship. We'll be back with you soon and we promise to be more loveable than ever.
Oh and Tom bites big green antelope dicks.
ooooox
Your pals in CJ
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