3/6/07 - MySpace Technical Difficulties

(From our Myspace Blog on 3/6/07)

IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ!
You may think we're dissing you. Or that we're so broken up over the pending Randy Moss trade we've lost our ability to type and send emails. Contrary to MSNBC reports, neither of these are true.

What has happened is dickhead Tom and his inept team of Myspace assclowns has inexplicably taken away our ability to compose outgoing email. That means we can't respond to any 1) emails 2) friend requests 3) comments. And trust us, there is so much we want to say to everyone who takes the time to write something nice/cruel/indifferent about us.
What's worse is for the past 2 months we've sent maybe 100 angry emails to their tech support who only send us lame stock answers that tell us nothing. Seriously, no one will tell us why, how, or when we'll be allowed to correspond with you again. Did we mention Tom is a miniature rectal snot belch?

Fortunately (we guess) we are still able to post blogs, bulletins and new show info (many new and exciting dates will be posted soon!) so there are minimal ways we can communicate with you. And with the latest stock answers promising us our problems will be cured imminently, our only option is to blindly hope and dream.

So please, don't lose faith in us or question our current one sided friendship. We'll be back with you soon and we promise to be more loveable than ever.

Oh and Tom bites big green antelope dicks.
ooooox
Your pals in CJ

2/23/07 We're live at the Gig on Friday night - come be in our new video!

(From our Myspace Blog on 2/27/07)

It'll be the best Friday night in recent rock and roll history as our buds Ghost drop their new album and we're recording footage for our brand new video! Super duper porn pumps and edible candy chaps are highly recommended.

Get there early - Shotgun Radio hits the stage at 8 with Marcel "I love New York the Most" Saxlund doing some hilarious bits from his new off-Broadway one man comedy revue before their blockrocking set. Dig it.

So come immortalize yourself (or at least the back of your head) in CONJOB video lore and secure yourself a somewhat decent story to tell your jaded grandkids. C'mon, by then they'll be im-ing little purple monsters on Jupiter.
oooox
zha, bux, kev, carp, vick, dj

2/7/07 - Mancub music review of "Everybody Be Cool"

(this post is from our Myspace Blog on 2/7/07)

Homies -
Our boy Keri (Ghost, Urban Family Dog) just decided to write a really nice review of "Everybody Be Cool" and post it on his website for the world to see. We're surprised - because Keri is a dope singer with a good reputation in this town - that he did this all on his own without taking any of the cash or "favors" we would've generously offered.

So check it out, memorize the good parts, brush the crumbs from the bag of Ruffles you just ate off your shirt and write one of your own. Seriously, we promise we'll either post it on our blog or at the very least read it out loud at practice and have a good laugh at your grammar.

http://blog.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=17666994&blogID=196275291&MyToken=1ee9a3f8-c7f1-4dd3-8873-cb962d88709b