(From our Myspace Blog on 3/6/07)
IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ!
You may think we're dissing you. Or that we're so broken up over the pending Randy Moss trade we've lost our ability to type and send emails. Contrary to MSNBC reports, neither of these are true.
What has happened is dickhead Tom and his inept team of Myspace assclowns has inexplicably taken away our ability to compose outgoing email. That means we can't respond to any 1) emails 2) friend requests 3) comments. And trust us, there is so much we want to say to everyone who takes the time to write something nice/cruel/indifferent about us.
What's worse is for the past 2 months we've sent maybe 100 angry emails to their tech support who only send us lame stock answers that tell us nothing. Seriously, no one will tell us why, how, or when we'll be allowed to correspond with you again. Did we mention Tom is a miniature rectal snot belch?
Fortunately (we guess) we are still able to post blogs, bulletins and new show info (many new and exciting dates will be posted soon!) so there are minimal ways we can communicate with you. And with the latest stock answers promising us our problems will be cured imminently, our only option is to blindly hope and dream.
So please, don't lose faith in us or question our current one sided friendship. We'll be back with you soon and we promise to be more loveable than ever.
Oh and Tom bites big green antelope dicks.
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Your pals in CJ
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