(From our Myspace Blog on 3/6/07)
IMPORTANT - PLEASE READ!
You may think we're dissing you. Or that we're so broken up over the pending Randy Moss trade we've lost our ability to type and send emails. Contrary to MSNBC reports, neither of these are true.
What has happened is dickhead Tom and his inept team of Myspace assclowns has inexplicably taken away our ability to compose outgoing email. That means we can't respond to any 1) emails 2) friend requests 3) comments. And trust us, there is so much we want to say to everyone who takes the time to write something nice/cruel/indifferent about us.
What's worse is for the past 2 months we've sent maybe 100 angry emails to their tech support who only send us lame stock answers that tell us nothing. Seriously, no one will tell us why, how, or when we'll be allowed to correspond with you again. Did we mention Tom is a miniature rectal snot belch?
Fortunately (we guess) we are still able to post blogs, bulletins and new show info (many new and exciting dates will be posted soon!) so there are minimal ways we can communicate with you. And with the latest stock answers promising us our problems will be cured imminently, our only option is to blindly hope and dream.
So please, don't lose faith in us or question our current one sided friendship. We'll be back with you soon and we promise to be more loveable than ever.
Oh and Tom bites big green antelope dicks.
ooooox
Your pals in CJ
Showing posts with label website news. Show all posts
Showing posts with label website news. Show all posts
Saturday, March 10, 2007
2/13/07 - Our NEW VIDEO for "Sugar Sweet" is up NOW!
(This is from our MySpace blog on 2/13/07 - can be seen on www.myspace.com/conjob or www.youtube.com/conjob)
You've danced to it, made sweaty monkey love to it and now you can watch it anytime you want from the comfort of your parent's living room - that's right, "Sugar Sweet" has hit the airwaves! Thanks to the prodigious Jen Creed and the good people at BODOG Music and Fuse TV, our first video from the new album has landed and is being broadcast right now!
You'll find that the best clips from our year ending show at Avalon have been precisely edited and you're gonna believe we're bigger and badder than Accept when you're done watching.
In other smokin' hot February news, be sure to make it out for our show at the Gig on the 23rd where we'll be filming another live video and we want the back of your head in as many shots as possible. We've also been working long, hard hours with the deceptively handsome Bob Burch on all kinds of new material that we'll be unveiling soon. He's an evil taskmaster but we can't resist his cool Hawaiian charm.
We've got new shows on the way and other fun announcements coming soon, so don't be a stranger and be sure and vote CONJOB at your nearest ballot box. We promise more positive reform than you can shake a large twig at.
You've danced to it, made sweaty monkey love to it and now you can watch it anytime you want from the comfort of your parent's living room - that's right, "Sugar Sweet" has hit the airwaves! Thanks to the prodigious Jen Creed and the good people at BODOG Music and Fuse TV, our first video from the new album has landed and is being broadcast right now!
You'll find that the best clips from our year ending show at Avalon have been precisely edited and you're gonna believe we're bigger and badder than Accept when you're done watching.
In other smokin' hot February news, be sure to make it out for our show at the Gig on the 23rd where we'll be filming another live video and we want the back of your head in as many shots as possible. We've also been working long, hard hours with the deceptively handsome Bob Burch on all kinds of new material that we'll be unveiling soon. He's an evil taskmaster but we can't resist his cool Hawaiian charm.
We've got new shows on the way and other fun announcements coming soon, so don't be a stranger and be sure and vote CONJOB at your nearest ballot box. We promise more positive reform than you can shake a large twig at.
1/16/07 - NEW websites, NEW song, NEW shows and some weird NEW abbreviations!
(This post is from our Myspace Blog on 1/17/06)
First off let's state the obvious - we've got a new myspace page. It utilizes all the same colors of our brand new album so we are now officially matching and professional. Thought you'd never live to see the day, huh? Mad props to the TWEED Studios boys again who've been with us for the last 5 months making the strange ideas in our heads look pretty cool in reality.
We are seriously stoked to finally announce that the overhaul to our main website - http://www.conjobmusic.com - is basically complete (we'll go with 95% at press time) and we welcome you to visit and stay awhile. We've got a bunch of photos in our gallery we know you haven't ever seen before, new bios, a huge fully interactive CJ marketplace, and a cute little tickertape that will announce all kind of unbelievable breaking news. Gotta give love to Joe Ader with Plasma Interactive and Marcel "Electric Bugaloo" Saxlund for both their design work and winning personalities.
Also, as you can see, we've added a new song from our album to our playlist. If you've ever been to a CJ show (and you're really not a good friend if you haven't) you know we almost always close with "Tangerine" and yes - we've seen you shaking your booty to it like the holy spirit was trying to get out. This song has been with us for sometime now and has been changed around a bit and gosh darn it, now we love it more than ever. Try turning down the volume on your favorite dirty movie and crank it - you will not be let down.
Show wise we have a private shindig coming up that we just can't invite you to (seriously, the guy who hired us will get bent), but we are getting ready to announce some new shows - one in OC, one in LA, and maybe even a few out of town - in the next week or so as we continue our year long promotion of Everybody Be Cool. Don't worry - you only have 10 more months to put up with this crap.
We're also going to be throwing up some random pictures here very soon of some behind the scenes fun that you thought you'd never be lucky enough to see, so come back soon. And yes, we will finally reveal a clear shot of the elusive Bob Birch so you can finally stop asking who the hell he is.
ttyl
kk
(we're not sure what those stand for, but young CJ fan Chrissie signed off using them and now we can't stop ourselves)
First off let's state the obvious - we've got a new myspace page. It utilizes all the same colors of our brand new album so we are now officially matching and professional. Thought you'd never live to see the day, huh? Mad props to the TWEED Studios boys again who've been with us for the last 5 months making the strange ideas in our heads look pretty cool in reality.
We are seriously stoked to finally announce that the overhaul to our main website - http://www.conjobmusic.com - is basically complete (we'll go with 95% at press time) and we welcome you to visit and stay awhile. We've got a bunch of photos in our gallery we know you haven't ever seen before, new bios, a huge fully interactive CJ marketplace, and a cute little tickertape that will announce all kind of unbelievable breaking news. Gotta give love to Joe Ader with Plasma Interactive and Marcel "Electric Bugaloo" Saxlund for both their design work and winning personalities.
Also, as you can see, we've added a new song from our album to our playlist. If you've ever been to a CJ show (and you're really not a good friend if you haven't) you know we almost always close with "Tangerine" and yes - we've seen you shaking your booty to it like the holy spirit was trying to get out. This song has been with us for sometime now and has been changed around a bit and gosh darn it, now we love it more than ever. Try turning down the volume on your favorite dirty movie and crank it - you will not be let down.
Show wise we have a private shindig coming up that we just can't invite you to (seriously, the guy who hired us will get bent), but we are getting ready to announce some new shows - one in OC, one in LA, and maybe even a few out of town - in the next week or so as we continue our year long promotion of Everybody Be Cool. Don't worry - you only have 10 more months to put up with this crap.
We're also going to be throwing up some random pictures here very soon of some behind the scenes fun that you thought you'd never be lucky enough to see, so come back soon. And yes, we will finally reveal a clear shot of the elusive Bob Birch so you can finally stop asking who the hell he is.
ttyl
kk
(we're not sure what those stand for, but young CJ fan Chrissie signed off using them and now we can't stop ourselves)
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